So a number of you have submitted this story to me in various forms over the past few days and I finally decided to put it up.
In all it’s glory “The Branded Cattle Story”
HAHAHA OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I READ IT IN FULL.
Also really, the chick’s friends calling HIM crazy? Wow. Just wow.
- microwaves beeping.
- when people wax off their eyebrows then attempt to draw them back on with sharpies. congrats on being tacky.
- people who are under 21 and claim to be straight edge. you’re just following the law bro.
- people who think gingers have souls. THEY DON’T.
- when whores try to act like they’re innocent and “in touch” with their spiritual side and with Jesus.
people who think gingers have souls. THEY DON’T.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? I swear to God, this is the dumbest thing that people have repeatedly told me. ITS THE THING THAT IRKS ME. I don’t have a soul because of my hair color? Why does my hair color determine whether I have a soul or not?
I. DON’T. GET. IT.