i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT
OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND
SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO
IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE
Social Justice Warrior A has leveled up! Social Justice Warrior wants to learn the move Self-Righteous Call Out. However, Social Justice Warrior A already knows four moves. Which move will be deleted to make room for Self-Righteous Call Out?
a) All White Women are Racist So Your Experience of Sexism and Misogyny is Invalid
b) Put the Femme Back in Feminism
c) John Green is the Worst Person Ever and I Spend an Inordinate Amount of Time Detailing Why
d) Unoriginal White Girl Joke
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds
they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen
i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red liquid everywhere?
Okay, by just looking at the artwork I deduce that all Holmes and Watson are doing 24/7 is basically sitting around in chairs while judging everything (unless they get up to judge more ppl).
I mean, seriously:
even each other
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time