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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

"So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’"

John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via getfckdstud)

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

vilecrocodile:

strangely-wonderful:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

eurymedousa:

redpeak:

Canadian photographer Hana Pesut has tested the theory that couples dress alike over time with her Switcheroo project.  It’s not very scientific but highly entertaining.

they are all so cute

THIS IS MY FAVORITE KAVIAN WE NEED TO DO THIS OK

omg the guy in the first pic works that dress! look at those legs omg <3

THE THIRD ONE

  • Feminists: Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals.
  • Society: Oh sure. You want "equality" but then you expect men to open the door and pay for meals, is that it? That's not equality! That's special treatment!
  • Feminists: Um, no not really. You don't have to open the door and pay for our meals. We can do that ourselves.
  • Society: *gasp* What? You don't want men to open doors for you? Why do you hate nice people? No wonder chivalry is dead! You'd yell at a man for just being polite and opening the door for you?
  • Feminists: No! We're just saying you don't have to do it just because we're women!
  • Society: And while we're at it, how come you don't protect male victims of abuse and rape, huh?
  • Feminists: Actually, we think it's really terrible that men are forced to stay quiet about their abuse because they're worried about not being taken seriously. It's this Alpha Male myth that causes it. Men are abused and raped and they're not helped because men are supposed to be tough and able to handle it. This also goes for men not being able to express emotions.
  • Society: Oh, so you just want men to be a bunch of pansies then, huh? You hate men for wanting to be strong LIKE NATURE INTENDED THEM TO BE. You'll be sorry when you end up married to some weak, simpering fool who likes to talk about his "feelings"!
  • Society: Also, you can't have equal rights because women aren't aggressive enough to want higher pay and stuff.
  • Feminists: HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON?
  • Society: Jesus, calm down. No need to be so aggressive.
hiddles-in-the-tardis-at-221b:








Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.



Nobody has Phil feels like Obama has Phil feels

Reblogging. AGAIN.

hiddles-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.

Nobody has Phil feels like Obama has Phil feels

Reblogging. AGAIN.

mjwatson:

boriken:

sillysymphonic:

ladyknight1991:

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING

DEAD

HAHA OMFG

mjwatson:

boriken:

sillysymphonic:

ladyknight1991:

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING

DEAD

HAHA OMFG

vegetable:

i really am a terrible person.

i want people to like me, but not at the expense of actually working on my flaws…

riotrite:

I’m a guy, and I need feminism. Not “men’s rights.” Feminism. Here is why.

Everything that MRAs talk about that men can’t do or are socially punished for arise directly and immediately from misogyny. Not “misandry.” Misogyny.

Whether I am expressing my emotions, playing with children, baking, having sex wherein I am penetrated in any way, wearing the wrong color, talking the wrong way, moving the wrong way, being sexually harassed/assaulted, or paying too little attention to looking like I’m not paying attention to how I look, when society punishes me or derides me or marginalizes me for these things, it is happening because they are things women, not men, are expected to do, and our society at large fucking hates women.

Has that sunk in yet?

Men, can you even think of a single goddamn way you have ever been mocked that wasn’t related to something that a misogynist society sees as feminizing? Even when large men are mocked for their bodies, they are referred to as having “man-boobs,” for fucks sake.

How do you expect to improve those things with “men’s rights?” What right are you fighting for? I can tell you what I think you’re fighting for. I think you’re fighting for the right to contain and control misogyny, and direct it back at women, where you think it belongs. You want to maintain your privilege but erase its consequences, and that’s why your movement is farcical; it’s a big fucking feedback loop. How do you expect men to be free from the peripheral effects of misogyny when you refuse to even fucking believe it’s real?

right-past-the-sun:

buster the feminist