#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped.
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.
tAKES OUT FAJITA
ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT
GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I LITTERALY SPAT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN
THERE BETTER BE REACTION GIFS OF THESE BY TOMORROW
THE FCUK DID I JUST WATHC
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
Reblog por la última xDDD
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i rem ember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
whats the plural of dubstep
dubsteps or dubstairs
If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop
Someone told me to read Get Mystique so I read it
i,ve renamed the pacific ocean “deep-chan” and the mount everst “tall-kun”
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual