My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.
i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT
OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND
SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO
IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE
Social Justice Warrior A has leveled up! Social Justice Warrior wants to learn the move Self-Righteous Call Out. However, Social Justice Warrior A already knows four moves. Which move will be deleted to make room for Self-Righteous Call Out?
a) All White Women are Racist So Your Experience of Sexism and Misogyny is Invalid
b) Put the Femme Back in Feminism
c) John Green is the Worst Person Ever and I Spend an Inordinate Amount of Time Detailing Why
d) Unoriginal White Girl Joke
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds
they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen
i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red liquid everywhere?
Okay, by just looking at the artwork I deduce that all Holmes and Watson are doing 24/7 is basically sitting around in chairs while judging everything (unless they get up to judge more ppl).
I mean, seriously:
even each other
i found my 2nd grade diary
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
Text (would be legible on actual shirt):
1. You have no problem with the gender wage gap. But you hate having to pay for dates.
2. You insist that it’s a scientifically proven fact that men are stronger than women. But you complain about society believing that it’s worse for a man to hit a woman than for a woman to hit a man.
3. You believe that the age of consent is unfair and that there’s nothing wrong with having sex with teenage girls. But when you find out that a teenage girl enjoys sex, you believe she’s the biggest slut in the world.
4. You hate when a woman automatically assumes that a man is a douchebag before getting to know him. But when you like a woman who likes another man, you assume he’s a douchebag just because he’s not you.
5. You believe that if women want equality, they should be drafted into the military. But you also believe that the military is not a place for women.
6. You hate when women assume that men are like wild animals. But you believe that a woman who doesn’t cover up and make herself invisible to men is just like someone wearing a meat suit around wild animals.
7. You hate the fact that men are bullied for not conforming to their male gender roles. But when you find out that a man disagrees with your beliefs about women’s rights, your immediate response is to try to emasculate him by comparing him to a woman as an insult.
8. You hate when women assume that there are no nice guys. But you call yourself a nice guy and act like it’s a rare quality that should cause women to be all over you.
9. You hate when women assume that men just want to get laid. But when you find out that a man is a feminist, you assume that he’s just doing it to get laid.
10. You hate when women make generalizations about all men. But when a woman calls you out for being sexist, you claim that all men think like you.
11. You insist that women should be responsible for protecting themselves from being raped. But when they follow the one piece of advice that actually works, which is being aware of red flags, you complain about them assuming that all men are rapists.