This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read
i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me
pros of werewolf boyfriend:
- happy with any present as long as its chewable
- very very excited to see you after any period of time apart
- will lie in your bed and keep you warm whenever you take a nap
- growls at jerks, may eat them
cons of werewolf boyfriend:
- absolutely nothing
"Bisexuals always end up picking a side"
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society
old macdonald had a farm
E I E I
[HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.
this is too wild
i’m so glad i watched this
OH MY GOD SPEAKING ITALIAN MAKES IT THAT MUCH MORE HILARIOUS
If a guy ever tells you he needs XL condoms then his dick is more explosive than coke, Nutella and mentos. And I doubt you want that
I skipped watching this video every time it came up onto my dash up until now-I’m glad I finally caved in
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
This is some sort of nightvale shit