stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(Source: gusfriing)

mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

image

soupkittens:

old macdonald had a farm

E I E I

[HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

(Source: robothime-remade)

dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

a-lesbillion:

doctorwhomexactly:

fuckinkfruious:

pizzaforpresident:

emerant:

this is too wild

i’m so glad i watched this

OH MY GOD SPEAKING ITALIAN MAKES IT THAT MUCH MORE HILARIOUS

If a guy ever tells you he needs XL condoms then his dick is more explosive than coke, Nutella and mentos. And I doubt you want that

I skipped watching this video every time it came up onto my dash up until now-I’m glad I finally caved in

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

image

This is some sort of nightvale shit

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

(Source: atomheart-brother)

zizicat:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

austinsideout:

They say dress for the job you want

(Source: aluminiova)

snapping-turk:

he saw the opportunity and he took it like fresh bread at a bakery

sim0nbaz:

foxsan:

shuttersmiley:

sourcedumal:

jackthebard:

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.

image

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a…

Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa  (via -virtual)

(Source: claire-luisa)

bootaide:

bearpigman:

thebiblemachine:

dendropsyche:

fsparverius:

i mean how dare a show for little girls let them identify with it in the sea of male-targeted movies out there that have males in all the roles you just complained about females being in

laughs because girls are not allowed to have anything to themselves ever lmaooooo

An important analysis of bronies and male entitlement. 

The day of reckoning is upon us, my sword and battle cry shall be heard upon the land as I fight and mercilessly slaughter this, the final evolved combination of bronies and mra

why would you ever get mad at this and not just totally laugh your ass off instead

jarlragnar:

so apparently rush limbaugh is denying that the polar vortex is actually a thing and calling it a part of the leftist agenda

image