battybeka:

"Bisexuals always end up picking a side"
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

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mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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soupkittens:

old macdonald had a farm

E I E I

[HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

(Source: robothime-remade)

dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

a-lesbillion:

doctorwhomexactly:

fuckinkfruious:

pizzaforpresident:

emerant:

this is too wild

i’m so glad i watched this

OH MY GOD SPEAKING ITALIAN MAKES IT THAT MUCH MORE HILARIOUS

If a guy ever tells you he needs XL condoms then his dick is more explosive than coke, Nutella and mentos. And I doubt you want that

I skipped watching this video every time it came up onto my dash up until now-I’m glad I finally caved in

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

(Source: atomheart-brother)

zizicat:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

austinsideout:

They say dress for the job you want

(Source: aluminiova)

snapping-turk:

he saw the opportunity and he took it like fresh bread at a bakery

(Source: briscola)