persephoneholly:

cruelfeline:

stfuconservatives:

#oops

I should not be laughing this hard.

And yet.

Whoops.

josephasfoury:

itscolossal:

The World’s Largest Rubber Duck Arrives in Hong Kong

today was a good day

pasylree:

#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped. 

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

-hewastheirfriend:

thebookofthebraindead:

consulted-moriarty:

bmoisalivingboy:

ishimaruu:

ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT

GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I LITTERALY SPAT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN 

THERE BETTER BE REACTION GIFS OF THESE BY TOMORROW

THE FCUK DID I JUST WATHC

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

fragmentosajenos:

Reblog por la última xDDD

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i rem ember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

"When Reckitt Benckiser brought its Veet hair-removal cream to China in 2005, sales were sluggish. The biggest problem: Most Chinese women don’t have much body hair, and those who do didn’t worry about it. So the company embraced a new marketing plan. Reckitt Benckiser rolled out ads equating hair-free skin with health, confidence, and “shining glory.” In the process, the company has helped make many Chinese women more conscious of every stray follicle. “It’s not how much hair you have, it’s how much you think you have,” says Aditya Sehgal, the company’s China chief. “If your concern level is high enough, even one hair is too much."

mynameisgrey:

incipient:

lovett91:

failstun:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alright britain

The mildly interesting barrier reef

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

alexander the good enough

dirkkawaii:

phlynn:

whats the plural of dubstep

dubsteps or dubstairs

If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop

gingerhaze:

Someone told me to read Get Mystique so I read it

COMICS!!!