oldflorida:

Mermaid Monday

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I made Purrl a flower crown and she loved it <3

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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

Make me choose:
↳  asked: Tomb Raider or Uncharted

magpieandwhale:

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

Ohmygosh, good morning, world. <3

glitteringgoldie:

if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napoleon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived

I’m pretty sure this is one of favorite posts

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

Valerie, the first Black female cartoon character on a regular Saturday morning cartoon.

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earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

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mirahxox:

iamrickyhoover:

Reasons why he’s amazing

AWWWWWWEE BABEEEEE

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mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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